This next year I'll turn 40!!

Yea it's true!

So what should I do.

Throw a party and try to get a "band" to play,
Go on a cross country hike all by my lonesome,
Turn 40 gracefully and and start wearing Depends,
Get a mamogram?? (eh what) or whatever guys get at 40 and every year there after?
Start getting crabby over everything meaningless under the sun ( thank you Soloman)

Your input is much appreciated in this matter!
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