What?

In an attempt to go part time at work, I was told that the only thing available at this time was five days a week five hours per day. No this is okay if that is what works for you, but I want two days a week my normal hours.

Now the only issue with this is that the powers that be at scheduling have okayed two days for other people, yet when I go over there it's not available. I have been employed for two years have received numerous service awards and how a clean work record, but I cannot get any assistance with my situation.

On the other hand, if I were to be written up many times, slack off, yada yada yada, I could get whatever I want just as JJ,JM,JF,MS...need I go on.

So in order to keep the peace and continue on in my striving for equality at work I have come up with a plan to solve such situations. It is to form a group of screeners called A.S.S.

Yes the anti-slacker screener society and yes I am the big A.S.S.

We don't have a dumb-A.S.S. or a stupid-A.S.S. Our group is few and we are a close-nit fellowship so I guess we could be tight-A.S.S.es and one thing is for sure our spirits cannot be broken so we are not individually a poor-A.S.S.

One thing is for sure the way I work I am not a kiss-A.S.S.!